Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
starbucks
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
They're all about force projection.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
At the He's Dead Gym.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
A punchline.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
He loves a good happy ending
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
The Hydraulic Press
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
To get to the other side.
because seven ate nine.
