Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Because she used #nofilter
How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
WAA-TAA!
His loving knife.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
She needed more concentration.
Punchline
The punchline was too long
Do not touch.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Getting the news from your dentist
because seven ate nine.