Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"