How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!