What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!