What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

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He wanted to harm monica.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

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A femijizm

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flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.