What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them