What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them