What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.