What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.