What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.