What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery