What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had