What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!