What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.