What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick