What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever