What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever