What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...