What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.