What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.