What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.