What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.