What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.