Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours