Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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I don't have a Camaro....

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He had a staff infection...

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Vote.

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They both couldn't vote before 1920

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.