Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!