Bad Taste Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!