What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.