What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.