Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !