What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!