What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble