What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.