Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Snow White Cherry Jokes More Snow White Cherry Jokes

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.