Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Snow White Cherry Jokes More Snow White Cherry Jokes

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.