Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

2.What Jokes More 2.What Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!