What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing