Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing