Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing