Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing