Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!