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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Ze Bra Jokes More Ze Bra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.