Ze Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

You might also enjoy:

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Ze Bra Jokes More Ze Bra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.