What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.