What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!