Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Nine Inch Nails

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.