When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Amputin

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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A pitchfork

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Their ghoul-friend

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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To scare off Cat burglars!

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.