What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.