What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.