How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.