What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.