What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours