What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.