What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond