What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.