What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.