What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.