What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.