What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

3 12 Inch Jokes More 3 12 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.