What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system