What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system