Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.