What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !