Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.