Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.