Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.