What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.