What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."