What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."