What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.