Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Half of a cat.

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A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Because there are Targets on every corner.

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7 tees, 30 eggs

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Inbred

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He gets her Dawn.

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Flatman and Ribbon.

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He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er