Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Previous Random Joke Next
Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er