Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er