What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"