What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"