What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.