What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.