What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.