What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater