What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.