How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.