How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!