Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

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How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices