Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."