What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank