What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.