How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Previous Random Joke Next

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Laxative Jokes More Laxative Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

Piggy Bank Jokes More Piggy Bank Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank